Sickly Rant

I am sick y’all. For the first time in two and a half years. I am mad about it. I hate feeling miserable. Can’t sleep. Can’t think. Can’t post!!! Smelling, tasting and being quiet are things of the past. Cheerfulness is somebody else’s problem. Energy relates to something electrical. Irritation is my constant companion. He is a cool dude too.

Now I really know why my family pisses me the hell off. Mostly because they ain’t shit!

My sister smokes like a damn chimney. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing except her ceiling is messed up. So whenever she lights up, I do too. And I hate them shits. I feel like murdering. Just to breathe clear for ONE day.

The older nephew, who shall be known as The Driver, does just that. Wakes up, gets in that damn car, gone all day. What the hell is the purpose of having a driver at your disposal if they are always gone?

The younger nephew, also known as Internet Pimpin’, is also sick. And lazy as hell. I awakened him because I needed assistance. And his ass had to this point, @6:00 p.m., been in bed all damn day. Anyway, I asked this sumbitch to stroll down a flight of stairs to see if the rumored chicken from the holiday was down stairs. I needed to know about the chicken so I would know what I was getting from the market. I of course was walking to the market to get AND prepare dinner. 15 minutes later, and 5 attempts to find out where he went, I hit the stairs and find his ass in the damn bed! WTF?

Mind you it is @6:00 p.m. and I had not managed before then to muster the desire to eat. Which means that my mother hadn’t either. I know this is one of those days where she REALLY wishes she hadn’t had the stroke. Anyway, The Driver returns and gives me the damn car keys, lazy bastard!!!! I go and buy provisions to complete three or four meals and return. I start building dinner, a grilled chicken salad. I ask Internet Pimpin’ to ask his mom if she wanted some. I get attitude (long back story) about this! So I went from salad for five to salad for two attitude. I decided not to be stupid and finish dinner since it would be senseless to waste resources having three or four people make the same thing!

::: This story has been edited to fit in the time that I felt like telling it. Translation: I left some shit out. I am sick, sue me! :::

Needless to say, when I get the energy back, I will be on the rag until I see tears drop or furniture get packed! This means war dammit!!!!

Oh yeah, Lebron and the Bron-bron’s won today. That pisses me off too!

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

I’m So Mad At Music!

I am so mad at music because…

…Detroit is one of the blackest cities in America. Why are the most popular recording artists from the area: Eminem, Madonna and Kid Rock?

…Luther Vandross did not do “Dance With My Father” a capella. That Casio keyboard arrangement killed that song for me completely.

…A song entitled “My Boo” became a hit. Twice. The first song was just awful with a Casio keyboard arrangement. And I am just hating on the second because of the title.

…Motown Records hasn’t been in Motown in decades. And hasn’t really been a relevant record label since.

…I spend more time listening to talk radio than I do to music when the radio is on. Is good musical content too much to ask for?

…All of them damn publicity stunts before album releases. I mean some of this dumb shyt they do HAS to be contrived! Right?

…Socially conscious rappers WERE popular and socially irresponsible rappers ARE popular.

…The RIAA are such assholes that the new version of Windoze doesn’t even work right because of all the crap they whine about.

Binary Choices

Don’t you hate it when life just served you up a fastball right to the face? When you are put into a position where you are “damned if you do and damned if you don’t”. The kind of thing where you feel like a gigantic steaming pile of shit no matter what you do?

Y’all been there? I seem to live there now. Wave if ya see me. More on this later…

Feelgood Moment

A parade just went by my house y’all. I forgot they do that every year. Local folk, local high school marching bands. All marching up a tertiary thoroughfare. And in the rain too. Community involvement is not dead after all.