New Words of The Week 2!

1. Designated Drunk – Sometimes you aren’t the driver…

2. figging – OW!

3. The Source – SMDH…

4. fuck puff – You know you done been there!

5. power slam – Need that once in a while…

6. stocking the porcelain – Been a victim of this far too many times…

7. penis car – Ladies! Now you know what is up ahead of time…

8. penis butter and vajelly – Ah… That is what they call that…

9. lou lou – Now you got a new term for it.

10. Toss the Pink Salad – Ditto above…

11. crapfork – Been there…

12. Mashitty – Who hasn’t needed this on occasion?

13. cunty – When bitch just isn’t the right word…

14. pocket book – All this time…

15. nerdelicious – Yep! That’s me!

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

I’m Back!!!!

Yep! Vacation is over!!!!

…

Damn, damn, damn, dAMN, DaMN, DAmN, DAMn, DAmn, DaMn, DamN, dAMn, dAmN, daMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

… ::: sigh :::

Short Break

Well y’all the time has come for me to go. Time to hit the road and all. I will holla back at y’all when I return on Monday. Or Tuesday… Well You know…

One tame little Definition before I go…

1. out dis piece – in relation to home.

See ya!

New Words Of The Week!

Today I am going to attempt to increase your vocabularies. Yeah, yeah. I know you went to school for that shyt. But trust me, you won’t mind this little exercise in education. You trust me don’t cha?

1. hot carl – I wouldn’t try it, but my tho’t hurt from the laffin’!

2. donkey punch – Don’t try this at home! Use a motel instead!

3. bucking bronco – I cannot lie. Sounds fun AND dangerous.

4. pregret – How often do you do this?

5. internuts – AKA the anonymous commenter!

6. cafediem – I bet I ain’t the only one!

7. askhole – There is always one…

8. fifty yard fake – Who among us has not experienced one of these?

9. Email Bankruptcy – Been there, done that. Especially on Yahoo!

10. drunk catcher – These are so entertaining…

11. dap and dip – Like you ain’t done this before…

12. Bluetool – I know you done seen one. If you ARE one, be ashamed!

13. cubicle speed – So needed this stuff!

14. check your vitals – Like you ALL don’t do this ereday!

15. epiphanot – Seemed like a good idea…

Yes. I am truly dyssturbed for this one!