Archive for April, 2008
Maaaaannnnnnnn!!!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008 by thesecondsixtyeightBlogger is trippin’ today! Why is it that I can manage to get porn pages to pop up quick and easy but I can’t get to my peeps without multiple reloads and unnecessary delay? Not saying that internet porn ain’t important. But I am more concerned with keeping up with my peeps than looking at some random naked hoes at this time.
GET IT TOGETHER BLOGGER!!!!
25 to Why?
Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2008 by thesecondsixtyeightWhy is that little fucker still alive?
Why am I getting the “side eye” when I look at Diva’s blog?
Why is this post so damn hard to write?
Why am I turning into a cantankerous old man?
Why am I NOT turning into a dirty old man?
Why must I feel like that?
Why must I chase the cat?
Why did these assholes install The Matrix 2.0 and give me all these damn problems?
Why ask why?
Why not?
Why are you thinking me strange at this point?
Why can’t we be friends?
Why does exit 187 let off in my neighborhood?
Why did the extremely efficient City of Detroit just put a NEW no parking sign up in front of my crib and remove the one sixty feet away?
Why do the assume that the folk who park in front of my house on the regular are merely nearsighted?
Why do I feel that just cost about $50 in tax money to do?
Why don’t the media get up outta Kwame’s ass for a minute and investigate that shit?
Why are the Pistons trying to make me hate basketball?
Why didn’t I get to be 7 feet tall with a killer hook shot?
Why the hell didn’t the Lions draft Mike Hart?
Why did he have to go to to the Colts who I am so not interested in watching?
Why did the rest of my questions suddenly fade away?
Why, why, WHY?????????
A Mouse In My House.
Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2008 by thesecondsixtyeightNo this ain’t no damn Dr. Seuss story so don’t get to rhyming and shyt.
He ain’t cute like Mickey, Feivel, Remy or Speedy Gonzalez.
He ain’t one of them little white furred pink eyed albino muthafuckas that died so your RavishingRed lipstick won’t make your lips swell like in the old “mammy” cartoons.
No. I am talking about a rat on a smaller scale.
He just cruised into my vision on my kitchen floor, in no particular hurry. Looking for a snack. Bad enough the sumbitch invited himself to live with out so much as a please or a thank you. But now he expect muhfuggin en tree’s too? And while I am blogging?!?!?! Shidddd…. He just got tried, found guilty and given a death sentence. I tried to find something to hit his bitch ass with since he was bold enough to hang that long. Alas no such luck. But I will get him.
Because this little sumbitch’s days are numbered!
He better run! Get the hell out! OR…
He will either meet Rodentkiller Mk. 1
Or my friend of 30 years named Mousekiller.
And he don’t want the 30 year friendship broke out on him. Or the last thing he may see will be me and Mousekiller.
And it goes a little something like this…
The little fucker! And here I was all ready to talk about a blog harem…
