Conjoined Dreams

What if when you dream, the person you dream about has that same dream with you? I mean think about how cool that could be. You having that really erotic dream with that special person. You dream about how nice it could be. They realize that you were dreaming about how it could be? You could share a special moment without sharing TOO much… I mean I could see how that one would suck for say… Halle Berry, since she would have such dreams about every other damn horny fucker in America. But you must admit that has some very good potential in it!

Or say for instance your boss pissed you off at work. Well in your dreams that sumbitch can be pissed on! No health problems. No pink slip! No worries! And the message is good and delivered!

Baby momma? Dream HER ass the drama and let your subconscious tell how you really feel! Beat down, strangulation, unlimited bitch slappings, take the kids! Shiiiddd! It can happen! In dream world. And no domestic assault charges either!

And if you got nerve enough to be a dead beat ass muthafucka, get some too! You can see what she really mad about son! And get the foot in the ass to prove it. And probably some jail time to boot!

And y’all triflin’ den a muhfugga together! Aw snap! It can be on and crackin’! The Battle of the Ages! The brawl for it all! The prize? Little LaQuanda!

You can dream about being rich! Make it rain on ya friends! And they dream about diving on the nasty ass club floor to get it!

World peace? Don’t just do it! Dream it!

Low gas prices? Well… keep dreaming…

But y’all know where I am coming from!!!

Wouldn’t that shit be cool?

A Public Service Announcement!!!

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The Blog Harem: Redux

As promised, I said I would readdress the Blog Harem. There were others who deserved a little more time. Well that time has been spent! So I am adding those truly worthy to the club! Yep! Just like the Stanley Cup! The Blog Harem grows and adds fame. Just engrave another ring, sit it on the bottom behold the new bigger trophy!

The Second Ring Sexies:
Minerva Exertion – It seems she likes to mess with me. Especially tempting fate and the Skrait Razor. But more important, I like when she says Bullshuckey! Here’s to ya! A bag of Purple M&M’s!

CapCity – Any chick who loves pussy this much (her own) is definitely part of the In Crowd with me! And she gets real excited when she meets other bloggers. That HAS to be good right?

The Addict – You gotta throw one in there who knows something about sports. And collecting her checks from the cable sports leader puts her firmly in that special seat. And somebody else gotta be able to talk sports with The Wife… Now I just gotta figure who she been seeing that keeps her from blogging…

BorednTalkative – Ahh an accent good enough to fantasize over. But more important, anybody who can come by and blog jack me endears herself to me to no end…

Thoughts of a Southern Gal – Or should I say Thoughts of a Country Gal. Because I don’t care how many people move to Little Rock, it will still be country! And she also is the special guest ringer. Her Arkansas heritage might appeal to The Wife’s second generation Arkansas heritage. Hence helping to ease everybody else in without too much trouble!

Still Pocahontaz – Most likely to provide a Hot Ghetto Mess moment while maintaining her boughieness. (What? I mean that in a good way!) This star never struggles to shine! Even with them ghetto ass neighbors…

Tom_Gurl – She talks funny and I like it. I guess because she got True Brit!
(Not funny? Hell YOU aint’ funny all the time either!!!)
Of course she is my teacher too. I am learning a new language. I think it is called JamEnglish…

Dreamy – She is all bubbly and cute. Okay she is gonna be a cop and I need an insider because of my slughurler obsession. But that cute thing is good too!

And a Special Old School Tribute goes to:
Ruthie Ann – She a hot mess! You met her yet? Of course this in no way means I am applying for the recently vacated Sugar Son position…

And I feel the need to add a disclaimer here. If for some reason I don’t show up here for a few days after this. The Wife may have killed me. Not my fault for liking the ladies. But she might do it anyway. So if I go MIA then you know to get looking! I mean, you all wouldn’t want to end up in a lesser harem would ya?

The Blog Harem: Redux

As promised, I said I would readdress the Blog Harem. There were others who deserved a little more time. Well that time has been spent! So I am adding those truly worthy to the club! Yep! Just like the Stanley Cup! The Blog Harem grows and adds fame. Just engrave another ring, sit it on the bottom behold the new bigger trophy!

The Second Ring Sexies:
Minerva Exertion – It seems she likes to mess with me. Especially tempting fate and the Skrait Razor. But more important, I like when she says Bullshuckey! Here’s to ya! A bag of Purple M&M’s!

CapCity – Any chick who loves pussy this much (her own) is definitely part of the In Crowd with me! And she gets real excited when she meets other bloggers. That HAS to be good right?

The Addict – You gotta throw one in there who knows something about sports. And collecting her checks from the cable sports leader puts her firmly in that special seat. And somebody else gotta be able to talk sports with The Wife… Now I just gotta figure who she been seeing that keeps her from blogging…

BorednTalkative – Ahh an accent good enough to fantasize over. But more important, anybody who can come by and blog jack me endears herself to me to no end…

Thoughts of a Southern Gal – Or should I say Thoughts of a Country Gal. Because I don’t care how many people move to Little Rock, it will still be country! And she also is the special guest ringer. Her Arkansas heritage might appeal to The Wife’s second generation Arkansas heritage. Hence helping to ease everybody else in without too much trouble!

Still Pocahontaz – Most likely to provide a Hot Ghetto Mess moment while maintaining her boughieness. (What? I mean that in a good way!) This star never struggles to shine! Even with them ghetto ass neighbors…

Tom_Gurl – She talks funny and I like it. I guess because she got True Brit!
(Not funny? Hell YOU aint’ funny all the time either!!!)
Of course she is my teacher too. I am learning a new language. I think it is called JamEnglish…

Dreamy – She is all bubbly and cute. Okay she is gonna be a cop and I need an insider because of my slughurler obsession. But that cute thing is good too!

And a Special Old School Tribute goes to:
Ruthie Ann – She a hot mess! You met her yet? Of course this in no way means I am applying for the recently vacated Sugar Son position…

And I feel the need to add a disclaimer here. If for some reason I don’t show up here for a few days after this. The Wife may have killed me. Not my fault for liking the ladies. But she might do it anyway. So if I go MIA then you know to get looking! I mean, you all wouldn’t want to end up in a lesser harem would ya?

Jack Shyt!!!

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The Blog Homies

These are the dudes who I likely will always be down for:

• A good beer swillin’ time!
• A night of Wenchin’ N’ Whorin’ (theoretically)
• Rantin’ N’ Ravin’ in general
• Just hanging out in the venues appropriate to each…

Tha Real World:
Profit J – Yin to my Yang. Frick to my Frack. Hanging buddy supreme. The best friend I could imagine and one of my most fave cousins. You saw him in a pic to the right a few days ago…

MotorHo – My brotha from anotha motha like the dude above. The one who shares my two wheeled addictions and my tightest from damn near the start.

Old Sarge – Separated early in life, we caught back up in no time. Right until Uncle Sam claimed him for world travel. We shall get caught up again. Just with less hair. Also seen in that same pic.

Tha Blog World:
Freaky Deaky – My Detroit blogging counterpart. Accomplice to the madness. The only guy who can do a Fuck It rant that impresses me to no end. Especially since they are better than mine! A dude who would probably appreciate the list of things above, if he can get over that somewhat antisocial streak…

The Brown Blogger – This dude at times is so much like me I think I wrote the post instead of him. Never afraid to hold our feet to the fire to get us going. He leaves things better for having questioned them. His evolution and self honesty makes me hopeful and proud.

Terry (up in The Cheap Seats) – A noble thinking warrior wrapped up in a scotch drinking, stogie puffing package. A dude with a thoughtful but honest perspective on things that at times leaves me speechless. Now if them rss feeds can get fixed…

To all of the above dudes I salute you with a good tankard, a fat stogie and a comely wench! Whether they be real, imagined or potential. Here’s to all of you!

More Randomness…

I meant to post this last week. But other things got in the way. But, here you are…

Oh My Fucking God!!!! Are you really kidding me? A pregnancy pact? Got this from Fresh…

Joe Dumars wasn’t playing when he said that nobody is safe on this team after losing to Boston. See

Okay. Now this one makes my stomach hurt. This bullshit here. Damn. I know you gotta try to win an election, but this just plays right into the hands of the racists. SMDH @ the world we live in…

Some days you gotta do what ya gotta do. Even if you are faking the funk.

Some people just way over react to shit in the dumbest ways…

And some people do dumb shit for no GOOD reason…

Now this shit is getting plain ass dumb!!!

More Favorite Posts

More good stuff I have found in my travels.

This is high comedy at it’s best! Cause yall-so-nosey-part-1, courtesy of Ruthie Ann and Mrs. Mabel.

Ladylee the slave massa on Memorial Day Weekend Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Ms. Behaving calling folk out for Anti Blogger sentiments. She crazy ya know…

Freaky Deaky and Fuck It Friday. An example…

I find The Pussy Chats a nice place to be (for obvious reasons) since the title don’t lie. For example… Disclaimer: Only read this at home. The adult content warning ain’t no joke…

And here is TDJ yet again with another treasure. I wish she would post more than once a quarter though…

This one wins for best post title.

Paddus Maximus

Sometimes I think there are too damn many feminine products.

Why you ask?

A dramatization:

The Wife
TSSE

:: Cell phone ringing ::

Hello?
Hi honey! Where are you?
Walking through SuperMart.
Really? Good!
Why? What’s up?
I am starting to cramp up.
Uh oh…
Yeah.
Glad I worked you out last night! Probably started it again huh?
You silly man!
You need me to grab something?
Yeah.
Drugs?
No. I got them.
What you need?
I think I am outta pads.
Okay…
Could you pick up some?
Sure.
Thank you!
What kind you use?
Whatever you bring.
*crickets* (in case y’all are wondering, I stole some of them crickets from Ladylee…)
Whatever…?
Yeah.
You do realize that “Whatever” is one of those magic words that ensure you don’t get what you want right?
I really don’t care…
Stop! Lemme go over there now and you can help me out with this…
:: strolls over to the femmes only stuff ::
DANG!
What?
I just found the Wall O’ Pads!
You silly…
Maybe, but do you have an IDEA of what you might want?
Just some pads.
There are like a fintillion things up here. You just want me to grab anything? Damn this is a big ass wall…
Man…
Okay, we got Always, Carefree, Kotex, Playtex, Stayfree and Tampax and the store brand…
They can keep them damn tampons. I don’t mess with those. Not what I like going up there…
Okay!
And what are Carefree?
Panty liners.
Uh. NO!
Okay. That narrows things down a bit…
Good.
So you want: Ultra-thin, Regular, Maxi, Super Maxi, Ultra Maxi Overnight, Wings, No Wings? What you want?
Ultra thin.
Wings or no wings? Damn these mufuggas can fly now?
Whatever, wings. No they can’t fly silly!
Okay. Now which brand?
You choose. I don’t care.
Okay. But you know I am cheap as hell. The lowest bidder wins with me. Like the Army.
Imma hit you…
Okay! Okay! I got ya! One pack or two?
One is fine if you bring them today. If you are gonna keep standing there then I will probably need two by the time I finally see you!
He he he… One other thing…
What is it man?
Chocolate? Potato chips?
Hell yeah. BOTH!
See ya in 10!

Happy Anniversary Sweets!

There y’all go. The happy couple ending the first dozen years and starting number 13! I call this:
The Stare and The Glare!